mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

(via entropicchaosfactor)

mieldesdieux:

"You are the girl, that I’ve been dreaming of ever since I was a little girl." My Goddess,
I hope your time spent here was enjoyable. Thank you for sharing your time, I loved/love/am still loving every second I have with you. @jessikay14

Mon Roi qui je t’amour.